40 CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE

1. Why Cant Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
2. Bi-Curious George
3. You're Different and That's Bad
4. Katy was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
5. You Were an Accident
6. Strangers Have the Best Candy
7. Dads New Wife Timothy
8. Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Fun Microwave Games
9. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
10. Daddy Drinks because You Cry
11. Bob the Germ's Wondrous Journey Into and Back Out of Your Digestive System
12. The Little Engine that Could Becomes Intoxicated and Kills Civilians
13. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's Games of Revenge
14. Peter Rabbit's Frisky Adventures
15. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The "Hood"
16. Clifford the Big Red Dog Accidentally Eats his Masters and is Put to Sleep
17. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
18. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
19. The Tickling Babysitter
20. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
21. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
22. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
23. Babar Meets the Taxidermist and Becomes a Piano
24. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
25. David Duke's World of Imagination
26. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
27. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
28. Legends of Scab Football
29. Teddy Bare Gets Undressed
30. Chester: the Elf with the Detached Retina
31. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
32. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to All of Them
33. Ed Beckley's Start a Real-Estate Empire with the change from your Mom's Purse.
34. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
35. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
36. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without Their Clothes On
37. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead