HELLEN KELLER JOKES

Ok, so it's mean.. and yeah it's ignorant. But what the hell, it's funny :-)

Q: Why is all of Helen Keller's face burnt?
A: She was bobbing for french fries.

Q. Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A. You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.

Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
A: She answered the iron.

Q: How did she burn the other side of her face?
A: They called back.

Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg wet?
A: Her dog was blind too.

Q. What did Helen Keller consider as oral sex?
A. A manicure.

Q: How did Helen Keller get pierced ears?
A: She answered the stapler.

Q. How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Q. Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?
A. She sings with the other.

Q. What is Helen Keller's speech impediment?
A. Calluses.

Q: How did she burn her fingers?
A: Reading the waffle iron.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A: They put a toilet seat on the wood stove.
Q: How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
A: On a blind date.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: she needs the other to moan with.

Q: What goes "CLICK.. is that it? CLICK... is that it? CLICK.. is that it?"
A: Helen Keller working the rubix cube.