Black Sheep

BLACK SHEEP QUOTES

Mike: Alright bunk beds. I got dibs on top.
Steve: Okay.

Mike: I'll open the fridge. You hit the lights. Bats are attracted to light. The bat flies in I'll close the door.
Steve: That's moths you idiot.
Mike: Oh yeah moths.

Mike: What happened to you? Did you fall into some mud or something?
Steve: Yeah I did, and I'm going to be rich because I'm the only person on Earth that knows where to find white mud.
Mike: I didn't say mud I said crud, did you fall into some crud or something? Why don't you get some water and wash that crud off?
Steve: Come on Mike I'm not one of your eight year olds that is gonna believe that.
Mike: Shut up Steve.

Steve: This is great I've never won 3 games in a row. I hardly ever play Checkers.
Mike: Yeah Yeah, uh it's uh kinda easy to win when you uh NEVER MOVE YOU BACK ROW! Ever! Come on!

Steve: Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha.
Mike: Shut up!
Steve: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mike: Why don't you shut up?"
Steve: Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha.
Mike: SHUT UP!!!!!!!"

Mike: I'm just dandy, there's a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
Steve: We didn't have any chocolate pudding in there buddy.

Guy at Concert: Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip because they may be impressed by it, asshole!!
Mike: Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the horns of a nightmare you can't even imagine!! I will dance with you inside this excited ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: What the hell was that?
Mike: A chunk in the road or something.
Steve: I just chunked in my pants.

Mike: We've all been screwed by Governor Tracey, and now I'm gonna screw her... I mean I have evidence here that you need to know about before it's too late.

Steve: Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?

Motorcycle Cop: Tell me, officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike: Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops.
Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN! SEVEN miles an hour! And normally, when I stop people, they pull onto the *shoulder*!

Drake Sabitch: I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust.
Steve: You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go.

Mike: And so he says, "Rectum? Damn near killed'em!"

Cop: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Mike: Meoff, Jack.
Turns to Steve and mouths: "Jack Meoff".

Taken from: http://sawesomeford.tripod.com/andrewsafford2/id1.html

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