Empire Records

EMPIRE RECORDS QUOTES

"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear." -Lucas

"Welcome to Music Town, May I service you?" -Gina

"Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior." -Gina

"The fat man walks alone." -Lucas

"Now Debra, don't be bitter, certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages, and your brand new neo nazi boot camp make over, the boys will come a running!"-Gina

"Who glued these quarters down?" -Warren "I did!" -A.J. "What the hell for man?!" -Warren "I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you Warren." -A.J.

"Hey, whats with you man? Yesterday you were normal, and today you're like the Chinese guy off of the Karate Kid." -A.J. "What's with today, today?" -Lucas

"My father says there are 24 usable hours in every day." -Corey

"Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans, to the incidents of homosexuality amongst teenage males?"-Lucas

"Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing the crime?-Gina

"Definitely an amateur." -Deb

"Hey, you forgot your things!" -Eddie

"Okay Corey here it goes, ya know that feeling you get when you just stepped out of a warm bath? All warm and refreshed and.... You make me feel like a bath?!" -A.J.

"You want advice from me about love, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint... Does that qualify me?" -Joe

"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head."-Lucas

"You know what Joe?...One of these days I'm going to show you little people!" -Mark

"No we mustn't dwell...no not today...we can't...not on Rex Manning day!" -Mark

"Why don't you all just fade away..." -Rex Manning

"Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first 100 customers! Just another tasty treat from the gang here at Empire Records!" -Gina

"In this life, there are nothing but possibilities." -Lucas

"By 1:37 exactly Joe!" -A.J.

"This is the glue of the world Mark...it holds it together. Without this...life would be meaningless." -Eddie

"Jesus, I hate this funeral." -Deb

"I talked to God and she says 'yo waz up?' and she wants you to lose the gun." -Deb

"Warren, look at what you took ...Rap...metal...rap...metal...Whitney Houston." -Lucas "It's for my girlfriend, alright?" -Warren "Sure it is." -Lucas

"Don't worry Joe, you're a superb manager!" -Lucas

"Always play with their minds." -Lucas

"Your psycho, you are psycho, what the hell is wrong with you people? You all belong in a loony bin!" -Warren

"It's moshy." -Mark

"I am Rex manning, I'm so sexy!" -A.J.

"Is that the way you pictured your first time anyway? Your back against the daily totals, your feet pounding against the safe, 'Oh Rexxy, you're so sexy'." -Deb

"Empire Records open till midnight, this is Mark......midnight!!" -Mark

"I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets." -Deb "And you get smarter the shorter your hair get's so it's a good thing you went with that." -Gina

"We're both screwed. At least your used to it." (looks at Gina) -Deb

"A little tribute man." -Eddie

"No way man, Axel would take aim, pound on the gas, vroooooooommn and take that sucker out!" -Warren "Warren, where do you get this hostility from?" -Lucas

"Me Joe, you Jane." -Warren

"Warren, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classic." -Lucas "Maybe you bite me!" -Warren

"So, do I get the job?" -Warren

"Doesn't anybody work in this store?" -Mitchell "I do!" -Warren

"Mitchell the man, Joe." -Lucas "Yeah, and the man calls all the shots." -Joe "Well, damn the man!" -Lucas

"Floyd's very cool." -Mark

"Now they're my special recipe, and you know what that means...lots of sugar." -Eddie

"Who are you?" -Berko "I'm Jane." -Jane "Oh." -Berko "I work for Rex Manning." -Jane (little laugh) "Ohhh!" -Berko

"Don't fight, just rip." -Deb

"Mitchell's the man I'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we are all losers" -Joe

"You did have hair when you went in there, right?" -A.J. "It's still in the sink if you wanna glue it." -Deb

"You know it's too early... It makes the customers all crazy-like." -Gina

"And here's some Bazooka Joe...for karma." -Berko

"Am I fired?" -Gina "have I fired anyone today?" -Joe

"You can't kill me. I'm already dead." -Deb

"That's so sweet I think I'm going to puke. Excuse me." -Deb

~ Do you even know where Harvard is man?
~ Near Boston I think.
~ No, I mean its a totally different universe where big blonde guys eat ivy and row boats.

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