Night at the Roxbury

NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY QUOTES

Doug: I broke the window again.
Steve: Dads gonna be pissed.
Doug: Don't worry about Ill just tell him you did it.
Steve: But I didn't do it.
Doug: Yeah I know.

Doug: UP TOP!
Steve: VERY NICE!
Doug: OH!
Steve: WHAT WAS THE POINT IN THAT!

Doug: So anyways Im standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve: Yeah he was seriously.
Doug: And this guy who was on the phone turns around and tipped his hat like this.
Steve: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug: Emilio Estives
Steve: The Mighty Duck man I swear to god I was there.
Doug: Of course you were you were the one that yelled the Breakfast Clubers name.
Steve: I was like EMILIO!
Both: HAHAHA!
Doug: So anyways you guys wanna make out or what.

Bouncer: Nobody gets in unless they talk to the list.
Doug: We're on the list.
Bouncer: Name?
Steve: Steve and Doug Butabi.
Bouncer: You're brothers?
Doug: No...?
Steve: YES!
Doug: Man!, Works every time.
Bouncer: That's very funny.
Steve: Yea, Doug's hilarious.

Doug: Uh dad I think your confusing Steve with someone who gives a flying rats ass.
Steve: Flying rats ass? That be wild to see.

Mr. Butabi: Idiot boy go cover the cash register.

Doug: Its not a toy, its a club with a jungle theme.
Mr. Butabi: Youre a club with a jungle theme.

Doug: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you cant take our dreams.
Steve: Thats right because were like sleeping when we have them.

Doug: Later much.

Mr. Zadir: Hey who grabbed my ass? Did you grab my ass?
Dooey: No sir I did not grab your ass.
Mr. Zadir: Its okay if you did. Id understand. Its just youre barking up the wrong tree.

Mr. Zadir: Wait did you grab my ass?
Doug: No.
Mr. Zadir: Do you want to?
Doug: No. sh.should I?
Mr. Zadir: Okay continue.

Mr. Zadir: There is some good ass-grabbing going on there.

Doug: He Dooey tell your mom that I had a nice time last night.
Steve: And your dad.
Doug: What?
Steve: I mean your sister.
Doug: HAHAH Good one.
Steve: We nailed him.

Doug: Sweet.
Steve: Like candy.
Doug: Why does it taste so sweet?
Steve: Because its like candy I said.

Emily: Youre an ass Doug!

Mr. Zadir: Dooey did you just grab my ass?
Dooey: Sir from where Im standing that is a physical impossibility.
Mr. Zadir: I know your tricks Dooey.

Cambi: Steve youre a jerk off.
Steve: Well Im glad you shared that with me. Thats a big step for both of us.

Steve: You cant blame me for what happened today was just a series of random events gone era.
Doug: Well maybe they wouldnt go era if I had someone sitting next to me with a brain.

Steve: just wanna say whats up, grandma, grandpa and to the other to old people whats up, yeah you.

Steve: Emily, I used to see you outside my fathers store and then we went on some dates and you let me have sex with you. Oh Im done.

Steve: Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically.

Doug: Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
Steve: Thats a sweet show too.

Steve: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Doug: Steve, slow down.
Steve: I can't help it man, it's hottie overload!
Doug: Just pace yourself.
Steve: Ok... What's up? ...2, 3, 4. What's up? ...2, 3, 4...

Cambi: Can you believe we actually had sex with these asswads?

[trying to pick up some women]
Doug: So.......you guys wanna make out or what?

[lining up outside The Roxbury]
Doug: So.....you want to dance?
Girl: We're not in the club yet.
Doug: Right.

Steve: Oh my god, Doug! This is the most amazing place I've ever been!
Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coatroom. The club's in here.

Cambi: There you are! We got scared!
Doug: Of who, we'll kick his ass!
Cambi: No we got scared someone stole you away from us!
Doug: Oh...oh, like some other girls would steal us away.
Steve: Oh....
[getting it]
Steve: OH!!

taken from here: http://sawesomeford.tripod.com/andrewsafford2/id1.html

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