Pirates of the Caribbean

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN QUOTES

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
means NO.

I think we've all arrived at a very special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically.

~ You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
~ That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

"It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now! There'll be no living with her after this.

~ Who makes all these?
~ I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
~ You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

~ That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?!
~ Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

~ and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
~ But you have heard of me.

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

~ We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
~ Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

~ No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
~ Yes, the rum is gone.
~ Why is the rum gone?
~ One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?
~ But why is the rum gone?!

Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

~ Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!
~ I said no lies!
~ I think he's telling the truth.
~ If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
~ Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... Nice hat.

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