Super Troopers

SUPER TROOPERS QUOTES

~ Welcome to Dippas may I take your order?
~ Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger
~ Double-Bacon Cheeseburger - its for a cop.
~ What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now?
~ No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.

Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!

~ Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more?
~ How bout I punchisize your face-for free?

FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola
BURGER GUY: What?
FARVA: A liter of cola!
BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola?
THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva?
FARVA: I don't want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola.
BURGER GUY: I don't know what that is.
FARVA: Liter is french for give me some fu**in cola before I rip off your fu**in lips!!

~ Pull over!
~ I'm already pulled over!
~ He's already pulled over, he can't pull over anymore!
~ I'm freakin out man!

It's not so funny meow is it?

~ Do you know why I pulled you over?
~ No
~ How fast do you think you were going?
~ I dunno...60-65?
~ 63 mph.
~ Isn't the speed limit 65?
~ Yea.

Move that gigantic cotton candy!!! God dammit...how's the view from sugar heaven bitch!!

Chief: A guy like you we used to take out back and beat with a rubber hose. Now you get to hide behind your damn unions.
Farva: Chief, you know I'm' not a pro-union guy.

~ Do you know why we really pulled you over?
~ Littering and ..littering and ?
~ Littering and..
~ Littering and.. Littering and.. smokin the reefer!..now we're gonna make you boys smoke this whole bag right now!

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

~ Are you okay?
~ Yeah, sure.
~ Yes, sir?
~ Yes, sir.
~ Now, did you say yes, sir? I think he said yeah, sure.
~ What'd you say man?
~ What I said was yeah, sure. Literally what I said was yeah, sure, sir.
~ So you are okay then?
~ Yes, sir.

Meow? Hell, for 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfu**er.
License and registration, chickenfu**er!!

~ Unit ninety-one, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.
~ It does? Oh my God!
~ Very funny, ninety-one.
~ Thank you, radio.

It stinks like sex in here.

~ You wanna take this one Rod?
~ Hell yeah
~ I bet you do

Sunshine on my god damn shoulders John Denver!

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